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Hello Friends,

As the work week finally winds down, it's time to look ahead to the best, most relaxing weekend of the year: Father's Day Weekend (I think it's safe to extend the festivities to a full weekend, wouldn't you agree?). Now, with Mother's Day being not far behind in the ol' rear-view mirror, the kiddos' patience for parent pampering is wearing thin. I've already begun rebutting debate points such as, "There's a Mother's Day and Father's Day, but why isn't there a Kid's Day?" Right on cue, I reply, "Because, EVERY day is Kid's Day!" Honestly, it's terrible dad jokes like this that get me through the day at this point.

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Only $29.95

June 14, 2019

THIS 10 COUNT SAMPLER INCLUDES:

  • 1 - Perdomo 20th Anviversary Maduro Epicure
  • 1 - La Palina Oscuro Robusto
  • 1 - Alec Bradley Nica Puro Robusto
  • 1 - Romeo By Romeo y Julieta Robusto
  • 1 - La Aurora 1987 Connecticut Churchill
  • 1 - Brickhouse Natural Toro
  • 1 - Rocky Patel Edge Corojo Toro
  • 1 - Nat Sherman Timeless Dominican Especiales
  • 1 - Oliva O Maduro Churchill
  • 1 - Ridotto Robusto Biribi

BEST
Jim Anderson - "Father Knows Best": come on, it's right there in the title! Jim's fatherly advice was world class.

WORST
Jack Torrance - "The Shining": never a good idea to come at your family with an axe. It's hard for me to justify this one, Jack...

BEST
Atticus Finch - "To Kill a Mockingbird": dude's a lawyer with a slick Southern drawl, he's the pinnacle of respectfulness, the best shot in town, and has two fantastic children (although his daughter does call him by his first name, which is a little strange).

WORST
Tywin Lannister - "Game of Thrones": beside the fact that he's actually a brilliant military leader, Tywin was the absolute worst to his dwarf son, Tyrion. Besides sentencing him to death, Tywin's quick to provide fatherly gems such as, "I wanted to carry you into the sea and let the waves wash you away."

BEST
Mark Twain: besides giving us some of the world's best cigar quotes, Mr. Twain was also a father of four. His fatherly wisdom: "Always obey your parents — when they are present. Most parents think they know more than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment."

WORST
Dr. Evil - "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery": I'm not sure whether to put this guy in the best or worst category! Sure, he's constantly trying to kill his son, Scott Evil, but the two are working through their issues; and dammit, if they don't have a good time while they're at it!

BEST
Clark Griswold - "National Lampoon's Vacation": another character that wavers between the two categories. Clark has a knack for making the wrong decision in any given scenario, but it's always in an attempt to show his family a good time.

WORST
Bruce Jenner: no comment.

BEST
John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and George Washington: it's a seven-way tie here; we're talking about the father's of the greatest country the world has ever known, people! #Merica

WORST
Darth Vader - "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back": attempting to kill your son in more than premeditated, damn-near diabolical fashion; lead son to believe you've killed his father; chop off son's hand and leave him for dead while simultaneously dealing the verbal death blow that you are, in fact, his father; and by the way, if given the chance, you'd do it all over again!

If you're still with us, it's time to take home some premium cigars for the deservedly long weekend. This week's Hot Weekly Deal includes fan-favorites such as the Rocky Patel Edge Corojo, Nat Sherman Timeless Dominican, and Perdomo 20th Anviversary Maduro. The whole kit and kaboodle includes 10 supremely tasty smokes for the dad-friendly price of $29.95. With 63% in savings, you can now smoke LITERALLY all day on Father's Day—guilt free!

Excuse me, I've been typing too long and my kids are beginning to whine,

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