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Greetings Friends,

I would be remiss for not addressing the most scandalous news in the country this week. No, I'm not referring to politics—I'm talking about the sign-stealing controversy of Major League Baseball! This week, the MLB released a nine-page report detailing their investigation of the Houston Astros, covering the 2016–2019 seasons. Long story short, they're guilty—using cameras to decode pitching signs, which were then relayed to hitters by banging on nearby garbage cans. Sure, cheating in baseball is an American pastime as much as the sport itself, but the fact that the Astros won the 2017 World Series during this stretch has the world of professional sports aghast.

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for." ― W.C. Fields

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Released January 17, 2020


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I'm more in the fame of mind of good ol' Mr. Fields... only, cheating on my diet doesn't seem to have the same level of payoff. Recently, I've even decided to employ similar trash-banging techniques at the Smoke Inn offices; but the only hits I've received are by the staff, to the side of my head...

Relentlessly dedicated to pulling off a proper swindle, I've found solace in this week's Hot Weekly Deal! We're offering fan-favorite smokes such as the Aganorsa Leaf Signature, H. Upmann by A.J. Fernandez, and Illusione Fume d'Amour. These heavy hitters are joined by seven other premium smokes, with the full 10-count bundle coming in at 62% in savings! At $29.95 total, at least I can help someone cheat the system.

Just remember—once a cheater, always a cheater... I'll see you here next week.

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